Stewardess and crayfish

Summer nights are full of turbulence. The streets are full of beer barbecue crayfish, short skirts sitting on the volleyball team, hungry single dogs looking around, trying to confuse one or two ignorant girls, or become the hands of the scum girls. Spare tire.

"Crayfish! Spicy crayfish, twenty yuan a pound, one hundred three pounds ..."

A guy sitting on a red plastic stool on the street with a half of Hei Liqun in his mouth, a blue flip-flop shivering on Erlang's leg, and a stubborn yellow Armani on his body, already let him lift When he reached the chest, he showed a slightly greasy white belly.

"Crayfish sixty, buy one get one free ..."

"Forty-one pounds of oversized lobster! Drink beer for free ..."

The crowded food court is full of applause, the crayfish everywhere can be dazzling, but the young man's stall not only occupy the central area, but the low price is even more unexpected.

"One hundred and three pounds? This person won't settle accounts ..."

Passers-by in the past all looked puzzled. Several middle-aged people hurried over to ask: "Little boss! What kind of business do you do, twenty dollars a pound, isn't one hundred yuan a five pound?"

"What twenty, forty-one pounds, twenty? I'm not dead yet ..."

The little boss got up and touched the oily split head, pointed to a small price tag on the booth, and wrote forty-one pounds plainly.

But the guy behind the booth shouted, "Boss! You just called twenty, and I thought you were going to have a big sale!"

"Fuck! Look at my broken mouth, shouting crooked all day ..."

The little boss patted his mouth softly and said with a painful pain: "Forget it! Twenty or twenty. Since I shouted, I have to confess my account. Please ask your brothers to order more drinks, so let me get some blood back. Otherwise I would have to pay my wife! "

"Haha ~ You are so happy, let's be happy, let's start with four barrels of beer, twenty pounds of crayfish ..."

A group of people are just like picking up a big bargain. They are sitting hot at the folding table, and the mobile booth is next to a large flower bed. A dozen tables are almost full of guests. The taste of this home is definitely not bad.

However, the expressions of the diners were quite weird, as if they were rejoicing with a little bit of gloating. They saw that they were inexplicably surprised at the same time.

really!

Before they waited for a few bites, the little boss actually sat back and yelled, "Crayfish! Crayfish! Twenty yuan a pound, one hundred three pounds ..."

"Fuck! This traitor ..."

A group of people finally found themselves fooled. It's no wonder that his family's business was so hot. It turned out to be people who were greedy and cheap, and the size of this crayfish was not worth forty. Twenty yuan per catty was not cheap.

No matter what the price is clearly marked, I blame them for rushing to take advantage and not take a closer look. I can only endure this bad gas and continue to scramble shrimp shells. The expression also becomes like everyone else. I quickly cover up the penance with boldness. Cannot be lost.

"Twenty dollars! Twenty dollars for crayfish ..."

The little boss suddenly got up and raised his voice. I saw two young stewardesses in red dresses dragging the boarding case along the street. The slender figure and elegant temperament made countless old drivers pay attention, but in a blink of an eye Attracted by him.

"Hey! Can't go ..."

When a male stall owner wanted to show sympathy and love jade, the boss lady retorted, "Shut up! You ’re not good at Zhao Qi ’s good deeds. He does n’t put bloody sanitary napkins on your face, he is not the first cheap guy in East Street." ! "

"Boss! What kind of crayfish is twenty dollars ..."

After all, the two stewardess did not resist the temptation of low prices, and the diners shook their heads and sighed, as if the ignorant girl was about to fall into the monster's claw.

But the little boss actually pointed at the largest plate of crayfish and said soaringly, "The top little blue dragon, the lowest market price is 68 pounds, but I only charge you 28 today. Do n’t ask why, brother is wayward ! "

"Yo ~ Don't dedicate yourself to diligence, you can steal or steal ..."

A gorgeous stewardess seemed to smile, she saw that this man was about 26 or 7 years old, and was born with a thick eyebrow and a tall body. However, under the appearance of loyalty, there was a treacherous atmosphere. In their jargon, that's-oil scum men!

The little boss said positively: "Don't hide the two! My ambition to play small is to stewardess ... Oh no! To fly a plane, so I admire those who fly every day, as long as you can tell me the story of the plane, come later 50% off food! "

"Ha ~"

Gorgeous stewardess Liu Mei raised her head and said, "I like how you have never seen the world", said in a tone of accent: "Then let ’s have five catties and try them. If it ’s delicious, pack ten catties and twenty catties. Yes, if it ’s not delicious, we do n’t pay a dime! ”

"Please here, please throw it on my face if it's not delicious ..."

The little boss immediately picked up the two of them and boarded them, leading them to the flower bed and sitting down.

The diners thought that the little boss had any other tricks. As a result, he really brought the biggest little blue dragon to the past. The diners almost cried with anger. I have never seen such an unprofessional adulterer. When I met a beautiful woman, I forgot about professional conduct. Is that human being?

The little boss brought two more bottles of cold yogurt, and laughed on the table: "Did you drink them, are these two fairies ready to go to heaven, or are they just born?"

"Temporarily grounded! Skeleton towers have appeared in the United States ..."

A pretty little stewardess plugged in a yogurt straw and pointed to a projector set up not far away, which was broadcasting an urgent news ...

"The mysterious skull tower has once again appeared in Los Angeles, covering an area of ​​more than 20,000 square kilometers. It is expected that more than ten million people will be trapped. This is the sixth skull tower that appears globally and the second in the United States ..."

The little boss scorned before reading: "Isn't Yankee very capable, for a while, the iron heroes, and then surprise the little ladies, where are they going to die at this time?"

The two women covered their mouths and smirked. The name tags on their chests just shook. The beautiful one was called Zhang Xinyue, and the beautiful and sexy one was called Zhou Miao.

"This can't blame others for being useless ..."

Zhang Xinyue shook his head and said, "The skeleton tower may not be something on earth. It will release a large black hood after it appears. The largest can cover a small country. No one knows what's inside. No one has come out alive so far. Over! "

"Two little fairies! Add me a WeChat ..."

The little boss didn't care about these, took out his mobile phone and smiled eagerly: "My name is Zhao Guanren and my name is Alai. After that, you want to eat something. I will send you to the airport with a WeChat account, and your little sisters will all jump off the building. price!"

"Yeah, it's a business man. The routine is so deep ..."

Zhou Miao pounded yogurt and said with a sneer: "I want our WeChat at a discount, and I want to go to the airport to meet our female colleagues. If we let our boyfriend know, don't call us brainless, you're still An'an Sell ​​the crayfish separately! "

"Hahaha ..."

The diners laughed loudly and finally seized the opportunity to ridicule: "But the stewardess who flew to the United States is receiving rich people. Even if your crayfish do not need money, they will not see you, let alone you. Traitor! "

"Who is the adulterer? What have I done to you ..."

Zhao Guanren took a slap on the table, but no one heard a muffled sound in front of him. A shrub on the flowerbed disappeared instantly, and a huge black hole more than two meters wide appeared.

"I'm going! What are you doing ..."

The diners all flickered to the side of the road in fright, and the two stewardesses jumped up in surprise, but Zhao Guanren also held his hand dumbfounded, staring at the big black hole in the flowerbed.

"Someone inside ..."

Zhou Miao suddenly exclaimed, and suddenly saw a big hand suddenly pour out of the hole, and caught a weed on the edge of the hole, it seemed to want to climb up.

"Save people ..."

Zhang Xinyue threw down the yogurt and wanted to rush up, but Zhou Miao pulled her and shouted, "Boss! What are you still doing? People have something on your stall, you must be responsible!"

"Take care of me, but I didn't dig ..."

Zhao Guanren gave her a nasty look, but walked quickly to the flower bed, but a strong stench ran out.

Then he was surprised that the big hand was rotten, and the pus was leaking between the skin and the flesh. When he looked at the surprised probe, he suddenly took a breath.

"His ~"

There was a rotten body lying in the hole, and the bones on his face were exposed, but not only was he biting a steel knife horizontally in his mouth, but his body was also covered with rusty iron armor, and the two were rotten to the pus. In the eye socket, there were two clusters of green flames.

"Zombies !!!"

Zhao Guanren exclaimed in fright, and the other side looked up and stared at him fiercely, and the two green ghost fires brightened for several minutes.

Zhao Guanren immediately jumped to the back and shouted, "Not good! Blast the grave, someone's ancestor crawled out!"

"What are you shouting about, pull people up ..."

Zhang Xinyue rushed over in desperation, and Zhao Guanren squatted down before responding, but a rotten head just came out of the pit, grabbed her ankle, and yanked her to the ground.

"Ah ~"

Zhang Xinyue screamed before she realized that her ancestor's grave had really blown up, and their ancestors were still dragging her into the hole with a force that was so strange that she couldn't resist it.

"Let her go ..."

Zhao Guanren quickly rushed to grab Zhang Xinyue, kicked him on the rotten ghost face of the other side, and the other person's head fell straight down, but there was no sound of heavy objects falling in the hole.

"Get up ..."

Zhao Guanren hurriedly touched a piece of brick and quickly climbed to the opening of the hole to get another knife. However, when he looked at the hole with the probe, the entire scalp was all numb all at once.

The big black pit is so deep that it doesn't reach the bottom. It goes down and widens like a gourd, but underneath are a pair of ghostly eyes. The stars are crowded together and countless, just like at a concert. The glow sticks are just as dense.

"day……"

Zhang Xinyue was also stunned when she crawled over. She first saw countless dense ghost fires, and then found that all the zombies were underneath. They were rushing up like maggots, and many had climbed to the entrance of the cave.

"Bang ~"

Zhao Guanren smashed the brick down sharply, dragged Zhang Xinyue and turned to run. Who knew that a drunk diner ran over again, and the curious probe looked into the hole.

"No !!!!"

Zhao Guanren hurriedly reached out to pull him, but when he heard a bang, a rusty steel knife suddenly stabbed out, hitting the diners' front door, and piercing it from his back.

"what……"

Zhang Xinyue screamed hysterically, blood almost splashed on her face, Zhao Guanren hurriedly picked her up and ran away, shouting incoherently: "Fast stiff! There is a dead body running! Hurry up and fight the demon spirit!"

"Help ..."

Who knows, they just jumped out of the flower bed, and the whole food street was messed up together, and the crowd was chasing around like a blasted nest. You shouted and pushed me, and even the houses collapsed and came out. The beast-like horror hole.

"what……"

A scream of screams kept ringing, and large black holes kept appearing everywhere. Either someone suddenly fell, or a zombie wearing iron armor climbed up, chopped a steel knife and saw it, and screamed. The sound and cries almost cleared the world.

"Run away!"

Zhao Guanren kicked the whole plate of crawfish with a kick, and then the boy with a stubborn face reacted and fled with them in a panic.

"Boom boom boom ..."

But the ground shook violently at this moment. Not only did they shake upside down, but even the house was shaking violently, it was more exciting than standing on the spring dance floor.

"Skull Tower! It's a skull tower ..."

Suddenly, the two flight attendants lost their sights, and they saw the direction of the city center from afar. They rummaged through a huge white object, like a leaning tower of Pisa, straight into the sky.

The tower is full of layers of skulls, crystal clear as if made of jade, but the black holes of the eyes are dense and dense, and the yin feeling feels like cold, almost everyone is creepy together.

"It's over! There are skull towers ..."

Zhao Guanren snored in horror. He was just watching a joke from a foreigner. Who knew that it was his turn in a flash ...